When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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